Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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