Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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