Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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