Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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