You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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