We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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