im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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