Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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