What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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