these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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