Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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