Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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