How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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