That's intense
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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