all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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