Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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