you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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