You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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