You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
