yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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