I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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