Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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