you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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