Where is the hickey?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize