I think i peed on brittanys purse
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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