This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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