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is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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