Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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