I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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