if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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