Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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