Hey man sorry I got all grabby
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
should my penis look like a turkey
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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