just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
