I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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