you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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