Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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