things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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