yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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