ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
that's an acceptable place to lick
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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