Barsexuality is the new black.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA