i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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