i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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