What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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