i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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