You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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