Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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