Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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