Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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