Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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