He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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