When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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