I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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