I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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