Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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