yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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